JOB DESCRIPTIONS???

1. Copy and paste the Internet: Student
2. Be a human napkin: Stay-at-home mom of three
3. Take pictures of the unlucky and the stupid: X-ray Technician
4. Teach kids to be evil…or so they say: Video Game Creator
5. Write words that no one wants to read: Technical Writer
6. Talk in other people’s sleep: College Professor
7. Show people how beautiful the Earth would be without them: Mountain Landscape Photographer
8. Clean up an animal that makes more money then me in a year: Assistant Horse Trainer
9. Try not to kill the baby: Housewife
10. Misinterpret the universe: Astronomer
:D......