I sing what's in my heart. And everything in my heart is pure horror.
As
the earth's population continues to grow, humans are forced to live in
ever closer proximity to each other, pissing each other off in new and
disgusting ways. The neighbor note is the most effective medium to alert
your neighbors to the myriad ways in which their way of life is
destroying yours. So if you're going to leave one yourself and want to
make sure your neighbors pay heed, take a cue from these authors and
unload on that piece of paper with both barrels.
Worst thing is, it was blocked by a bag of cow's arseholes.
We didn't feel condescended to until you gave us the layman's definition of "urinate."
Or maybe your neighbor delivered it to you. Just in case you're interested...it's all clean.
That's nothing. Wait until they hook up with the singer from above.
Not a dry eye in the garage.
Updated 7/8/13:
Have some empathy for your jealous neighbors who long for human touch. Pipe down.
Lesson learned. Neighbors prefer to be concussed from above by full cans of beer.
It's been two years! Get over it. She's gone!
Don't test them. That grandson is a big fan of gravy fries.
No comments:
Post a Comment