7 new contenders for the most outstanding comment ever left on a Facebook photo.

In case you were wondering, her account number is 3771-1745.

At this point there isn't a moment of human experience that isn't photographed and instantly uploaded to Facebook for all to share. Life is contained in the Facebook photo albums now, so when you comment on a Facebook photo you're essentially commenting on life itself. You can choose to resignedly click "Like" on life like so many over-medicated cult members who are lying to themselves. Or you can do like the commenters gathered here, who deserve awards for their attention to detail and their willingness to turn a glimpse of another person's existence into something we can all laugh at.

It's still a bitchin' stock photo.

There are no awkward silences around that grasshopper.

Also, put your damn hands on the wheel, dad.

Children our are future.

Seriously, 5 acres isn't even that many!

If your phone's in a smoothie, what did you take the photo with??

Updated 7/12/13:

This commenter is now in a relationship with Youtube.